Flipflop here to let ya know that if you complete all your emotional and in-game challenges this week, you can have a cool new visor that I gots from a totally alive Spartan this one time.



He called it "Parasite Ichor," and then he was not alive any more...

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Flipflop here! Y'know, I was doin' a memory-think recently about a buddy I had once named Marlin T. Buckets.



Human prisoner back in the ol' Covenant days. A big bad Elite wanted Marlin to open a door for him, and Marlin was all braves and refused until he was forced to open it and this bright holy light shone through and we were like ooooh...

And then, there was nothin' inside! Just this weird rabbit thing with big floppy ears which hopped out and ran aways after I started doin' scans, and the Elites chased after it and completely forgot about Marlin who also ran aways in the opposite direction. I wonder how he's doin' these days...

Anyway, all I got to scan was the thing's ears. Stick 'em on your cool Demon armor and remember my friend, Marlin T. Buckets!

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Oooh and I hear you humans like this yellow banananaramama fruit.



Go for joyrides and stash a lot of fruit in your shooty cars decorated like Banana Bombshells!